Sar Elle for xosarelle.com by Kommienezuspadt /Made in Eighty
—One More Time With Feeling
One more time with feeling
Try it again
Breathing’s just a rhythm
Say it in your mind
Until you know that the words are right
This is why we fight
You thought by now you’d be
So much better than you are
You thought by now they’d see
That you had come so far
And the pride inside their eyes
Would synchronize into a love you’ve never know
So much more than you’ve been shown
His eyes were the same color as the sea in a postcard someone sends you when they love you, but not enough to stay.
—Warsan Shire (via fellinlovewithmelancholy)
Forgive me, I was lonely so I chose you.
—Warsan Shire, 34 Excuses For Why We Failed At Love (via rarararambles)
leebaxley asked: I gotta agree with the previous person. In no way, shape, are form are you remotely chubby. But you say for your height and modeling standards you are. THIS is a problem with the industry if you consider yourself chubby. The industry needs to be changed. And for the record, I love women of all shapes and sizes, both personally and professionally. I just want everyone to love the skin they're in! And I'm starting a movement to prove it. #loveyoubeyou
I whole heartedly agree with you, on everything you’ve said. I was just making a point to whomever said Corwin only shoots “thin” girls.
I love my body.
I don’t condone body shaming of anyone. Thin, “chubby,” “fat,” I think all bodies are beautiful —including my own. :)
Anonymous asked: You are NOT chubby.
For my height I am.
By normal modeling standards, I am.
I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.
Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”
Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.
Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.
You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.
…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.
i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man
the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge
Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.
If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.
PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN
I AFDGFHGKJHKHGFDSF I AM DONE
i read this out loud to my dad, who is a NYC police sergeant, and he is genuinely scared that i am going to kill someone and get away with it